She fell down on my head from the Donkey House two shelves above, so I had Diego hold on to her. HE THINKS SHE'S BEAUTIFUL, OBVIOUSLY.

The Chilibeanshiba case is perfect for my earplugs, why didn't I think of it earlier?

Here's the long-awaited non-blurry picture of Donkey Kong's retarded girlfriend. You WISH you were as beautiful as her!!!!



So anyway, today is K's birthday!! YAAYYY HAPPY BIRTHDAY K!! What better gift to give to her than the gift of toys? ( Read more... )

OKAY so today I went to ze post office to pick up a package from Rinkya I've been expecting for AGES because I didn't pay for the EXPENSIVE shipping.


Fidel helped me open it!! I'll have so much fun cleaning up this later!! Now behold...


A BAG FULL OF FIGURES FROM THE TOYETIC DONKEY KONG TV SHOW!!!


INCLUDING Candy Kong, or Donkey Kong's hideous girlfriend as I like to call her!! She's my favorite character (sort of) because she's so horrifyingly hideous. THIS PICTURE IS SUPER BLURRY BUT I CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO RETAKE IT AT THE MOMENT.

Anyway, WHOA. I'll have fun de-carding these later! You know what's swell about Japanese toy packagings? You can remove the toys without damaging the cards! That way, you can display the toys in all their MOC-y glory, and take them out when you feel like being kiddish. HOORAY!! I probably won't bother to keep these packagings though as there's just too freaking many of them.

I don't have any new toys to show you today, but I can report that after my psychologist appointment I went and bought one of those plastic pokeballs with a figure and some candy inside, hoping to maybe get a Pikachu or a Sceptile. BUT INSTEAD I GOT A WYNAUT! NOOOOOOOOOO!! But hey. I like the plastic masterball, I think it's LIFE SIZE!!

Anyway, more retarded Pinky:St adventures? YOU BET!! ( Read more... )

IIIIII got a package today, hooray! LET'S SEE WHAT'S INSIDE, SHALL WE, KIDS???


IT'S A PIYOMON FIGURE!!!! On a tiny card. The card is only about eight centimeters tall, isn't that kah-yoot? Anyway, the figure is even cuter and it's all squishy and has a suction cup.


IT'S A DIXIE KONG PLUSH KEYCHAIN THINGY!!!! I lurve Dixie, she's my favorite Kong and this plush is extremely adorable. THEY NEED TO MAKE MORE ADORABLE DONKEY KONG MERCHANDISE STUFF, YO.

And because I have no life... ( NEW ADVENTURES WITH ORINO AND KYOSHI AND... ORINO'S TWIN BROTHER?? )

Some retarded little Donkey Kong house thingy came with the Donkey Kong figures - it's basically a tiny plastic version of Donkey's house. Because my Japanese sucks, I couldn't really read the instructions so it took me a LITTLE while to figure things out.


El Mascot: This swing kicks ass!
Piyomon2: I don't think it's supposed to go there, El Mascot.


Donkey: Forget about Donkey! I AM NOW KING KONG!!
Dixie: Yep, definitely too small for us...
El Mascot: ...ouch.


ME: Seems like I managed to figure stuff out... though I still don't know (or care) about the little balls that are supposed to be shot out of the little blue thingies. WELL, the house may be too small for the Kongs, but the Pokemon figures seem to enjoy living in it.
Piyomon2: And ya know those stairs? They're supposed to be connected with OTHER Kong buildings!
El Mascot: SWEET, HOW ABOUT WE GET THE CRANKY HOUSE??
ME: NEVER! Do you realize how much the shipping for this cost??

Stuff I got for Christmas (FROM MYSELF!!!!!) included the Pokemon/Pokeball reversible plushies shown earlier and some of the Piyomon stuff ALSO shown earlier. Let's take a look at the stuff I haven't posted yet, SHALL WE?


El Mascot: Oh great, another guy who's gonna try to kill us in our sleep.
Piyomon2: ...another?
My buddy James got me this extremely swell Michael Myers figure. Mikey's my FAAAVORITE horror movie killer because Hannibal Lecter doesn't really count. I guess I'd like Pennywise the DAANCING CLOOOWN too if not for the fact that it's not REALLY a clown. ANYWAY!!! Since daddy got me some new shelves yesterday, Mikey is getting one all by himself because none of my other figures want to share it with him yet. Bah, sissies.


DONKEY KONG COUNTRY FIGURES!!!! Eeeee a few years ago I was SO obsessed with that retarded show and I still am. These figures are quite large. I wish Diddy and Dixie and Cranky were smaller like they're SUPPOSED to be but ah wellz... and it would be so swell if there was a Donkey's hideous girlfriend figure because she's hilariously hideous!! ANNDDD despite these figures' amazing swellness, they're making my room smell like old plastic so I'm wondering if I should leave them outside for a while... would that help?


ARGH NOOOO NOT THE BLURRINESS!!!! These are tiny BALL CHOCO Pokemon figures and look, A BANETTE!!! I love Banette toys, they are quite uncommon, no? These weren't all I got, I have a Regice and Groudon who I haven't bothered to open yet for some unknown reason (I LOVE THE REGIS THEY'RE MY FAV GROUP OF LEGENDARIES EEE), plus some that I don't LIKE.


ARGH NOOOO NOT THE BLURRINESS AGAIN!!!! Digimon gashapon figures, you saw the Piyomon and Birdramon earlier. I wish Tentomon and Kabuterimon were there instead of Agumon and Greymon.